30/01/2009

British Laughs

We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
-Oscar Wilde

This is quite true I think especially when I hear British jokes and sarcastic phrases.
Britons love word-games in which homophones are used.
Japanese Rakugo is somehow similar, maybe that's why I feel familiar to British jokes.

British humour also likes to laugh at some particular people, like Essex girls (they think Essex girls are stupid!), French people (obviously because of the war against Britain), Irish people (I think Britons are jealous of Irish natural sense of humour... there are so many funny and artistically talented people in Ireland), other foreigners... these jokes are almost like discrimination! (well, of course not really, they are just jokes, but still quite harsh)

As for American jokes, they are funny, and I think they are focused on general stories, rather than laughing at particular people or playing with words. I like American men and women jokes. But I heard some British people say very proudly 'Americans don't understand British humour!'... Ha. They may think Britons and Americans use different languages, as Oscar Wilde did... Or Britons are just so proud of themselves... and I've been living in the UK for 4 years and might be influenced by the Britishism . Anyway I love the country I live in and love their harsh jokes... ha ha.

I introduce some British jokes here...

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There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.

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"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"

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An Essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang.
It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Treacle, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car!" said the Essex girl, "There's hundreds of them!"

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English man, Irish man, Scottish man all work on a building site.

English man opens his sandwich and says 'Oh no, not ham again... I'm sick of it... If my wife has made me ham again tomorrow I'm jumping off that scaffolding!'
Scottish man opens his sandwiches and says 'Oh no, if I have got corned beef sandwiches again tomorrow, I'm jumping too!'
Irish man opens his sandwich and says 'Banana again! If I've got this tomorrow I'm joining you lads!'

Next day they all have the same sandwiches and all jump.

There wives are all at the funerals, English man's wife says 'Oh I'm so sad he is dead...I only made it for him because I thought it was his favourite (cry cry)!'
Scottish man's wife says same, 'I made it because I thought it was his favourite. Why didn't he tell me he was sick of corned beef sandwiches(cry)!'

Irish man's wife says, 'I don't know why he jumped...he made his own sandwiches.'

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23/01/2009

An Artist with Silky Wings

A true artist takes no notice whatever of the public. The public to him are non-existent. He leaves that to the popular novelist. -Oscar Wilde

Long time no see. I was a bit busy creating my mum's website these days. My mum is an artist (as well as my dad) and a fashion designer, and she finally got her website to introduce her works.

The website's name is 'les objets perdus du corbeau coquet', which means 'the things left by a coquettish crow' in French. In the website you can see clothes, accessories and drawings made by my mum, which are the things as if a coquettish and dressy crow left there. If you are interested in victorian-gothic items, have a look at the website. Well, in fact I spent quite a lot of time to create the website, so PLEASE visit it to see my great effort...lol. (Click the link above to see the website)

According to Oscar Wilde, a true artist takes no notice whatever of the publics... probably an artist doesn't care about advertising himself/herself either... But nowadays there are many good tools to show themselves off, for example websites. I think artists like to show themseves off somehow, probably not commercially, but artistically. Because they love themselves. And I, who love my family, want to show them off too and want to hear what people say about their artworks. Maybe am a bit toffee-nosed...

Anyway, art is one of the most interesting subjects to me. I want to see any kind of art, and when I find any interesting things, I would introduce them here in my blog...

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05/01/2009

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year everyone!

My partner and I spent the new year's eve and the first 3 days of 2009 in Dublin, Ireland.
Now we are back in Cambridge and I finally caught the famous British flu... ha ha. Actually this year's flu is highly contagious and almost all of my friends have caught it. So be careful everybody...

My new year's resolution of 2009 is... 'being like Oscar Wilde'!

I went to Dublin in the beginning of this year, where Oscar Wilde was born, and I might be inspired by him a bit. Oscar Wilde is my favourite author anyway. 'The picture of Dorian Gray' was such a beautiful and ugly novel, and 'The Importance of Being Earnest' is such a clever, witty play.

So, this year I decided to be seriously unserious, hopefully to be a bit wittier and to love myself more (of course, as well as my lovely partner, precious friends and family) like Wilde, so as to enjoy my life and to be more creative! Well, Wilde is 'genius' (he called himself genius) and I am ordinary, never be able to come close to him at all though.

The statue of Oscar Wilde in Dublin

Here are some famous quotes of Wilde:

'Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.'

'To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.'

Anyway, I trust your 2009 will be a fantastic year!

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